Episode 66: TOYS

This week we watch TOYS. I made Brandon watch this for making me watch ET. We both lost on this one. We talk about Brandon's brush with death last week, Sony network, the collapse of journalism, and Brandon discovers his new favorite group: Yolanda and Steve. Enjoy!

Episode 65: Flash Gordon

We're back after taking a week off! This week we watch an epic film from 1980, Flash Gordon. This movie is awesome! Brandon rails on George Lucas, we continue the lightning round, and we tease the next two weeks to come. Enjoy!

Episode 64: Willow

This week we watch Willow! This movie is COVERED in brownies. Lighting strikes this week and we're ready for it in the lightning round. And we send our thoughts to the people of Paris. And Brandon makes an apology to me. Enjoy!

Episode 63: E.T.

This week we watch E.T. One of us likes it, one of us is pretty indifferent. We'll have a half-assed lightning round, give a shout out to a new listener and comment on CBS's 2017 Trek show. Enjoy!

Episode 62: The Lost Boys

Happy Halloween! This week we watch 1987's The Lost Boys! This film is a cult classic and still holds up great. Brandon hits me with some lightning round questions and I address "his" constant yawning. Enjoy!

Episode 61: REC

This week we watch not one, not two, but THREE films!! Celebrating October we watch 3 horror films in the REC series. Hope you enjoy it and we'll see you next week for Halloween!

Episode 60: Army of Darkenss

After much deliberation this week we decided to watch 1992's Army of Darkness. It's a cult classic, we love it, you will too. We talk a little football, probably some nerd stuff too, and recap Jon's charity work that broke his body and spirit. Enjoy!

Episode 59: Highlander

This week we watch 1986's Highlander. It's..it's...well, it's a kind of magic. Listen as we marvel at the horribleness that is Christopher Lambert's voice and laugh. Brandon loves this movie, Jon can take it or leave it. But it is worth a watch. Hope you enjoy the show!

Episode 58: Spice World

This week was nothing but pure retaliation.  In an act of defiance I make Brandon watch Spice World.  Nothing else needs to be said.

Episode 57: Master of Disguise

This week Brandon commits and unforgivable atrocity and makes me watch Master of Disguise. FUCK.  We also talk a bit of football, Street Fighter, and have a Hollywood minute. This movie was a living hell for me.  Enjoy.

Episode 56: Masters of the Universe

This week we watch 1987's Masters of the Universe. It's not a complete stinker. We talk about job security, M. Night Shyamalan's The Visit, and football. There is probably some other stuff in there too. Enjoy!

Episode 55: Garbage Pail Kids

This week we finally hit the bottom of the barrel (pun intended). Garbage Pail Kids. I implore you to never watch this. We talk about Star Wars, Dewshine, and remember Horror legend Wes Craven. Enjoy!

Episode 54: Congo

This week we watched Congo. It's not as bad as our normal films, but by no means is it great either. We also talk a little football, wrestling, and probably some other stuff. Enjoy!

Episode 53: Leonard Part 6

This week we dive right into Leonard Part 6. There isn't anything to be said about this. We're ashamed we watched it, I hate that Brandon owns it, you should be ashamed you're listening to us talk about it. Just don't find this film and watch it. I've never watched a movie that made me so angry at how terrible it is.  Enjoy...if you can.

Episode 52: Nothing But Trouble

We're back! This week we tackle that pesky nose goblin of a film from 1991, Nothing But Trouble. My God the early 90's truly was a dark time for cinema. We talk about our time off, we lament the passing of Roddy Piper, and we risk our lives watching a film never heard of by the general public. Enjoy!

Episode 51: Super Mario Bros.

This week we discuss the trash that is Super Mario Bros.  This film is almost unwatchable.  It was so boring it was hard for us to even take notes.  Hopefully the podcast quality wasn't affected.  Oh and we also mourn the passing of Hulk Hogan. He's not dead, but the WWE would like us to think he was.

Episode 50: Hudson Hawk

50 episodes! Wow! Who would have thought? This week we recap Jon's time at SDCC.  Talk a few trailers for new movies and shows. Inform everyone who doesn't like Batman v Superman they'll be eating crow. And we review the EPIC film: Hudson Hawk. Catch the excitement! Catch the laughter! Catch the Hawk! Enjoy!

Episode 49: Street Fighter

This week we discuss Street Fighter from 1994. It wasn't directed by Uwe Boll, but it's so shitty you might think it was. We talk about our love for JCVD and both kinda get sad this was Raul Julia's final film. Enjoy!

Episode 48: The Avengers (1998)

Storm clouds on the horizon this week as we watch 1998's The Avengers. This movie is bad. Sean Connery rained down Shit upon us. Grab an umbrella and prepare yourself for this cinematic turd. Enjoy!

Episode 47: Last Action Hero

This week we watch the sure-to-be blockbuster from 1993, Last Action Hero. Is it a comedy, is it an action movie? No one knows. Decide for yourself, and Enjoy the show!

Episode 46: Batman and Robin

This week we review the final part of our "worst films of all time" trinity, Batman and Robin.  My god this film is worse than we remembered. We also lament the passing of Legendary Wrestler Dusty Rhodes. He's dropping elbows for God now.






Additionally here are some horrific Mr. Freeze puns.  My god.  Awful.  I hate this film...

Mr. Freeze Puns

Dusty Rhodes Cold Blooded Sausage maker Promo

Dusty Rhodes vs Ric Flair for World Title

Sami Zayn has spent the last few years in WWE's developmental program called NXT.  His thoughts on Dusty, from getting to know him and work with him over the last few years.  Great words.

My time With Dusty Rhodes: By Sami Zayn

Episode 45: Battlefield Earth

This week we celebrate our 1 year anniversary with what could be the worst film of all time, Battlefield Earth. You be the judge as we take you through this steaming pile of cinema. Thanks for listening and being a part of our show! Enjoy!





Here is a link to all the laughs from the film:

Battlefield Earth Laughs

God this movie is horrific...

Episode 44: Dungeons and Dragons

This week we wage war AGAINST Courtney Solomon, the director of this POS movie. Come join us as Jeremy Irons serves up some of the best ham you've ever had from Hollywood. Marvel as Thora Birch lives up to her name with acting so wooden you want to scream and laugh all at once. This is D&D and Jon says the worst movie ever made. Enjoy!








As Promised, here is some of the greatest hits from this piece of crap:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL4w__Vqdjg

Episode 43: Mad Max Fury Road

This week we hit the movies to see Mad Max Fury Road. The movie was awesome! We give our general impressions in a spoiler free podcast! Hope you enjoy!

Episode 42: Mad Max 3 Beyond Thunderdome

This week we tackle the 3rd installment of the Mad Max Triology, Beyond Thunderdome. I spring a few surprises from Hollywood on Brandon for his thoughts, and not forgetting our roots we talk about the new POTA movie title.  Enjoy!

Episode 41: The Road Warrior

This week we review the perfect film, The Road Warrior, say "we told you so" involving a certain fight, Jon laments the passing of two stalwart companions, and something is making Brandon itch. Enjoy!

Episode 40: Mad Max

This week we dive into the Mad Max Trilogy in preparation for the upcoming release of Fury Road. Jon discusses his off again, on again love of the TMNT comic, we give our prefight opinion of the Mayweather / Pacquiao fight, and  let you know what we think of the film that started them all, Mad Max. Enjoy!

Episode 39: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

This week we tackle the final film in the TMNT franchise. 2014's TMNT. We also preview what our next franchise will be, talk about Jared Leto's the joker and give a warning involving Tim Burton's Batman. Enjoy!

Episode 38: TMNT 2007

This week we tackle TMNT from 2007, and while it was not as bad as TMNT 3, it's not amazing either.  We  talk a little Sunny, Brandon gets PWNED about the Commish, and we talk the Star Wars trailer. Enjoy!

Episode 37: TMNT 3

MY GOD! This week we sat through one of the most BORING and, as a fan, OFFENSIVE things I've ever had to watch, a movie disguising itself as a TMNT film. TMNT 3 is a blight on humanity. It almost killed us to watch this garbage, but we did it for you, the loyal fans. Enjoy the show!

Episode 36: TMNT 2 The Secret of the Ooze

Hey Dudes and Dudettes! This week we wade into the mutagen that is TMNT 2 The Secret of the Ooze. Grab a slice of 'Za and enjoy the train wreck that is TMNT 2. Cowabunga Bros!

Episode 35: TMNT The Movie (1990)

Holy Shit! Go Ape! Podcast 2.0 is here!! This week we start our review of the TMNT movie franchise.  We begin with TMNT The Movie from 1990.  You'd think we 34 episodes under our belt we would have seemed more professional...but fuck was this a train wreck.  Maybe you'll find some laughs in it.  Hope you enjoy!

Episode 34: POTA Cartoon: Battle of the Titans

This is it! The final episode of Go Ape! Podcast 1.0. We wrap our coverage of the POTA cartoon, the POTA Universe and talk about what's ahead. Enjoy!

Episode 33: POTA Cartoon: Invasion of the Underdwellers

This week we cover the POTA Cartoon Episode Invasion of the Underdwellers...was actually pretty good. We catch Jon's sister being a thief, cover the botch that is Wizard World Greenville, and hail Roger Corman. Enjoy.

Episode 32: POTA Cartoon: Mission of Mercy

This week we discuss the POTA Cartoon episode: Mission of Mercy.  It's a garbage episode, the cartoon, not us.  Then we talk Brandon's Sword and Sorcery collection. Enjoy!

Episode 31: POTA Cartoon: Attack From the Clouds

This week we talk about the POTA cartoon entitled Attack From the Clouds. After the episode we discuss the passing of Leonard Nimoy and what he gave us through Star Trek.

Episode 30: POTA Cartoon: Trail to the Unkown

This week marks our 30th ep and we talk about the POTA cartoon episode Trail to the Unknown.  On the back end, well a discussion that didnt go at all how Brandon planned and it gets a bit heated. Enjoy.

Episode 29: POTA Cartoon: Screaming Wings

This week in a love letter to our fans, we review episode 8 of the POTA Cartoon titled Screaming Wings. It left us screaming at how illogical it was. We talk about the MCU and Rolling Stone's top 140 SNL cast members. Enjoy.

Episode 28: POTA Cartoon: Terror on Ice Mountain / River of Flames

Because of technical difficulties last week, this week is a double dose of your favorite podcast! We cover 2 episodes of the POTA Cartoon!! Terror on Ice Mountain and River of Flames! Enjoy!

Episode 27: POTA Cartoon: Lagoon of Peril

This week we get right into it! The Lagoon of Peril! And finally it's a good episode of the POTA Cartoon.  We cover a few things on the back end including the Royal Rumble, the new format of the show, the XFL, and Jon's views on deflategate. Enjoy!

Episode 26 POTA Cartoon: Tunnel of Fear

This episode we dive into the Tunnel of Fear, the 4th episode of the POTA Cartoon. Give our thoughts briefly on Cap. America The Winter Soldier, pick my top five fav wrestlers (I guess?) and teach you how to Delance someone.

Episode 25 POTA Cartoon: The Unearthly Prophecy

This week we cover the 3rd episode of the POTA cartoon: The Unearthly Prophecy.  We talk about Jon's Chili snafu, the keen detective skills that led us to Ron Harper and the debate if we should call him, talk a little Destiny, and wrap it all up. Enjoy!

Episode 24 POTA Cartoon: Escape from Ape City

Happy New Year! We start the year off with a bang by talking a little back to the future, Brandon picks his new NFL Team and its a doozie, we review the next ep of the cartoon, talk UFO's and the paranormal, and end with Classic Van Halen